The tiny-car stare

Create an original 10-second vertical 9:16 realistic handheld phone comedy video. The subject is an entirely fictional adult Latina woman with a short dark pixie haircut, silver hoop earrings and a navy raincoat, sitting behind the fully open driver window of an unbranded mustard-yellow compact rounded hatchback with a curved roof, small round mirror and a very short hood, clearly not a pickup truck at a rain-wet cobblestone lane beside a shuttered old-town flower shop, soft overcast light and raindrops on the car door. One continuous natural three-quarter close shot from outside the door. 0–3 seconds: notice an off-camera visitor, raise one eyebrow. 3–6 seconds: a skeptical pause, lean toward the open window. 6–9 seconds: point toward the road with an exaggerated dismissive but non-threatening gesture and say in an original fictional voice: "A shortcut? Not through my parking spot." 9–10 seconds: hold a dry final stare. Keep the visitor out of frame. Natural environment ambience, synchronized original dialogue, believable reflections and subtle camera shake. Consistent appearance and wardrobe, realistic fingers and stable props. A completely invented adult character, no real person, celebrity likeness, cloned voice, copied source recording, captions, logos or watermark.