Camp elsewhere

Create an original 10-second vertical 9:16 realistic handheld phone comedy video. The subject is an entirely fictional bald adult South Asian man with thin round glasses, a neat mustache and a light denim shirt, sitting behind the fully open driver window of an unbranded burgundy retro camper van with a tall flat nose, white roof and large rectangular driver window, clearly a camper van rather than a pickup at an empty white salt-flat campground under soft sunrise light with a pale pink horizon and one distant canvas tent. One continuous natural three-quarter close shot from outside the door. 0–3 seconds: notice an off-camera visitor, raise one eyebrow. 3–6 seconds: a skeptical pause, lean toward the open window. 6–9 seconds: point toward the road with an exaggerated dismissive but non-threatening gesture and say in an original fictional voice: "Plenty of desert. Pick another campsite." 9–10 seconds: hold a dry final stare. Keep the visitor out of frame. Natural environment ambience, synchronized original dialogue, believable reflections and subtle camera shake. Consistent appearance and wardrobe, realistic fingers and stable props. A completely invented adult character, no real person, celebrity likeness, cloned voice, copied source recording, captions, logos or watermark.